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I Have A New Name

January 5, 2017

I am no longer a baby boomer, I am now a Seenager!  A Senior teenager.

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later.

I don’t have to go to school.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don’t have a curfew.

I have a driver’s license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?

And I don’t have acne.

Life is Good!  Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.

People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.

Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. This is NOT a memory problem, it is nature’s way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!!

(Thanks to buddy, Hector for this little gem)

 
mdolanorla@gmail.com

 

 

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