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The Story Of My Friend Paulie

February 18, 2015

There is nothing more beautiful than true and uncompromising love. It’s a love so powerful, so compelling that nothing will stand in the way!

…And then there’s the story of my friend Paulie:

wedding sillouette


I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was Bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over,
“to check my Sister’s wedding invitations” she said.

She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn’t overcome them anymore.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married, “Before you commit your life to my sister”.
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn’t say a word
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom” she said. “if you want one last wild fling, just come up and take me”.

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment. My mind was racing.
Then I turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

And lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my soon to be father-in-law hugged me.

He said, “Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son!”

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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